I feel like abortions should bother me more
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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