everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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