Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This toilet bowl is my home.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
So. Much. Porn.
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