I'm gonna have a badass scar
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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