his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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