if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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