turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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