So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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