if i died would you start the facebook group?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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