I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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You. Win. At. Life.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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