no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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