Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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Vodka?
Forever.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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