he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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