everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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