no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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