Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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