between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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