Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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