I CAN MOONWALK!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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