too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Then you guys just all showered together...?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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