Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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