Kiss
Puke
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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