I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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