Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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