I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone