I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.