i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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