Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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