She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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