I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.