Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.

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(530): View more from California

My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.

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(561): View more from Florida

I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!

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(432): View more from Texas

I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....

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