Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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