That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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