i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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