So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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