Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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