i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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