Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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