he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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