I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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