you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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