How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
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