Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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