I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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