i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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