But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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