Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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