I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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