I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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