"it" just moved
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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