just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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