The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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