Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Found the puke drawer
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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