Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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