did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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