Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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