Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
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