When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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