Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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