she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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