i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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